Siege the Day
I will have to stop watching these epic historical movies e.g. Troy, Kingdom of Heaven & Alexandria, because every time ‘Muttonchops’ the mad mental window cleaners’ ladder appears, I put the oil on the stove.
I have had to speak to him in the past for crushing my flowers by leaving his ladders on top of my flower beds. Obviously, he is not a gardener. I had negotiated a minor discount from him for leaving his ladders in the garden for days & I am sure we will have to chat again real soon.
I am trying to introduce a gutter cleaning clause into our dealings, so I will have to keep him sweet & stop pouring the boiling oil onto him.
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