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How to Survive a 21^st Century Scottish Winter Without Central Heating: guide for the over 50s

· Wear fleece pyjamas.

· Keep your mobile phone by your bedside.

· Don’t drink too much liquid before retiring as this could lead to unnecessary journey to the loo during the night, with the increased risk of falling downstairs

· Seek advice from concerned experts e.g. Saga